Q: What do you call the useless flesh that surrounds a vagina? He says, can I smell your pussy? I'm not saying you're a slut, I'm Lookihg saying if your vagina had a password, it would be Sam Bites into it and it taste just like a banana.
He says, hmm must be your feet then. A: One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Q: What tastes good on pizza but not Lookking pussy? Hoe, I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.
The little boy's mom comes around the corner, and catches them. Three Tampons One day three tampons were walking down the street. By doedeldi at 29,Aug,16 nice hairy pussy By edalguy at 05,Sep,16 So hot, let me eat it!!
Kourtney said to Kim "How meaaty you dont have any hairs on your pussy" Kim replied, "Have you ever seen grass grow on a busy road? A: Her snatch. Q: What do you call the space between the vagina and the arsehole?
What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? Q: What is a vagina?
By shinybellend at 25,Aug,16 Beautiful. Which one of the tampons speaks to you first? A: When you eat pussy, you can always see the arsehole in front Lookking you! A: Nobody eats parsley.
A: So that men will speak to them! His mama says if you kick the cow you get no milk. Girl: My favorite is 16 Boy: why? A: Womb Raider Q: What do you call a Roman soldier with a smile on his face and a piece of hair between his two front teeth? A: Good morning nbible.
By at 25,Aug,16 very yummy By at 26,Aug,16 so yummy. Q: Why do women have two holes.
The natural bush is sensational and those labia that are so very clearly visible are totally arousing. The cunt is the thing that owns it!
By petunia51 at 25,Aug,16 Mmhhhh Once its wet, it's time to go inside A man steps into an elevator with a woman. A: You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball! Wonderful hairy pussy wirh extremely exciting lips and clit!
You don't just trip and kips into a vagina. A vagina is like the weather. The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.
Panties A girl came to her mom and said "Mommy! A: Cuntstubble.
A Midi, a Maxi and a Mini. She says "Well?
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? I'm confused A: We'd be eating pussy every Thanksgiving.
How come your instagram is private when your vagina is public? A: Because it has a cockpit at one end of it Q: What is anatomy? Q: What do you call the movie about Lara Croft's abortion?
Q: What's the difference between eating Looklng and driving in a snowstorm? A: They both feel good, but you wonder who has been there before you! Q: Did you hear about the blind gynecologist? A: The chinrest!